Friends, who would have ever thought that there's a
growing movement for the reclamation of one's virginity. I don't know about
them, but I was laughing out loud as I read the testimonials.
What made me even roll with laughter (of course I'm exaggerating! ) was
browsing through the facts page. The Statistics were preposterous! Who
would have measured that orgasms of recalimed virgins are 200% better than
those of who are not? Besides, what sampling and testing
procedures could these people have employed to conclude that the
average household income of non-virgins are 34.5% lower that those of
virgins? Well, I just hope that nobody takes the matter seriously. For
me, I read it for entertainment purposes. Look at how happy those
CERTIFIED RECLAIMED VIRGINS are (yep! They issue certificates
that one can show the world once his/her virginity's
questioned). 
The rest of the facts included were...
Orgasms experienced by recovered virgins are
200% stronger than those by non-virgins.
After regaining their virginity, 34.8% of the
users claimed that food tasted better.
In Italy, where the response to SRV has been
extremely high, the murder rate has dropped 23.7%.
The death rate among virgins is 300% lower than
that among non-virgins.
After completing the virgination process, users'
cholesterol level has decreased by an average of 12.4%
The average household income of non-virgins is
34.6% lower than that of virgins.
Newly-recovered virgins test 79.3% higher on the
Rhouter-Stanly IQ test.
Virgins are 86.1% less likely to get into
hazardous automobile accidents.
Hair loss is 45.6% less prevalent among male
virgins than non-virgins.
67% of all American Olympians are
virgins.
Mother Theresa and the Pope are
virgins.
Extensive testing has shown weight loss is
substantially easier while you are a virgin.
Donald Trump first started off as a
virgin.
And I swear guys, this is the funniest
Testimonial...
"I'm Catholic and had lost my virginity
before getting married. I was sure I was going straight to hell, but I talked to
my priest and he laughed and said, 'Salvation through SRV, my child.' I'm an
angel now!"
~ Mary Sabucci - Venice,
Italy
LOL! For more of how one can reclaim his/her lost
virginity, you may visit this website...
Peace out!
