With all the kissy kissy going on with the 'major' media and the progessive Dems these days, I thought I would have to put in an emergency call to fearless leader Limbaugh... to inform him of the most recent example. There I was, watching my share of commercials on MSNBC. This was the one where the president of the company gives the world his social security number, (reminds me of another president I know), him being so sure that no one will be able to rip him off. You've all seen that one, right? Sure. Well, the next story on the show was about how many, many more democrats are having their identities stolen than are republicans. Republicans are of course not exempt from this crime, but it seems dems are less aware of what is actually happening to them! Watching the report following so closely the aforementioned commercial, I thought I had dozed off and fallen into an extended-play version of it, you know, like Vince's EP Shamwow! version? But no, this was for real! This gets pretty bad, so you moms might want to get your young children away from the computer screen.
Well, here is the thing. Not only are the dems getting their Id's stolen, they are having phony identities put on them at the same time! That's right, you 'poor, dumb bastard', (that's what the people on MSNBC called them) you are being categorized as someone whom they believe that you are really not. I hope they're right about that. I wouldn't want any of those labels stuck on me. Oh, and get this. The way it is purportraited on you is so hideous. When you sign up as a memer of the democratic party is exactly when the switch is made! That's right! For example, if you sign up as an oil truck driver there's a good chance you'll be mixed in with the late-term abortionist crowd! You probally don't even know what a partial-birth abortion is, and yet...that's exactly what happens. And it is done so smoothly, that even the heads of your party are fooled! How else can you explain President Obama pushing so hard for abortion rights , even to the peril of his hope to be known as the great 'uniter'. What's even more hideous is the fact that even black, evangelical oil truck drivers are being targeted by this scheme, among the democrats. Shit! The whole country could understand the pull of the first black U.S president on the black value voters, and it must really pain them to see him, the president, fooled like he's being fooled. Right? A partial-birth abortion when they deliberately semi- deliver the baby, just enough so that they can stick scissors into the back of the skull to allow a vacumn to suck out the child,s brains so that the skull collapses and the body of a dead fetus (Latin for 'little one") is 'delivered'. According to the American Medical Association this procedure is never (NEVER) neccessary to save the life of the mother.
Hey, just to lighten up a little, you'll not believe what comercial came on during the hard-break. Vince! Yup, and it was the EP! Oh, my good God. Does anyone know if he is a democrat or republican?
Anyways, back to the show. The report went on to show how many of the mid-west democratic voters were now being perceived as homosexuals, or at least homosexual activist. Shit! The documents showed that in many of Iowa's larger cities re-runs of 'Will and Grace' are being watched excessively, especially in the congressional district of Desmoins, and that a certain ratings operative was somehow involved in the identity theft scheme. There is even rumours of a new tv piolot coming out in the fall called "Jon, dear, I Love You" taking place in an Iowa city suburb. This all tied into the id switcheroo, and again, President Obama got fooled. Part of that deception was the deliberate parking of farm tractors outside of many of Iowa City's hundreds of gay bars,giving the impression that, you know...Do I have to say it? Alright, I will. The impression that the good folks of Iowa all got together with the formerly-labeled perverts, and decided that sticking your fist up your buddies ass aint so weird after all. How low can they, the purportraitors, go. Make sure you read the labels on your canned corn, and do you really know enough about ethanol to just pour it into your gas tank?
In summation, it was informative and eye opening, and I guess we ought to thank MSNBC for the info. It's a shame no one watches that channel 'cept for the commercials. If any of you know any straight, sexually confused democrats,(or republicans for that matter) please refer them to this article. What's up with the President, anyways? 
