Warrior Women aren't supposed to be reading Cosmo! I'm afraid I'm going to have to report this to your Chieftan...err Chieftess...uh...
I know I was in the mood for some fluff and grabbed it at the store. It didn't take long to get a reminder of why warrior women don't read Cosmo...they read Bust.
The difference between men and women in this regard, is that a lot of guys probably wouldn't mind.
I just can't imagine that a guy would want to be groped. I guess I'm wrong. I mean you're a guy and I'm not so I'll take your word for it.
Finding the guy with the biggest "bulge" in his pants is definitely not a successful way to pick out a man who is going to be a good or satisfying lover.
It's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean? - lol.
Cosmo has always been horribly superficial (while pretending to have something to say about politics and women's issues), but it DOES seem like it's devolved.
Sometimes I wonder how low it can go. Who are these women that want to cop a feel? I just can't even imagine. I would seriously die of embarrassment. There aren't enough Margaritas in the world that I would ever consider grabbing a man like that. I always think I'm not a prude but things like this make me realize that I am a little prudish.
+1 to your assertion, my friend. Ri-'dick'-ulous.
So you wouldn't be all about some woman casually feeling you up?