As usual I’m late to the party, and as usual I’m breaking some of the rules, and as usual my stories are sucktacular. (Thanks for the word, SC)
Are tired of bullshit.
Sleepy King honoring medieval soldier,
Calls it a Knight.
Lincoln was warned about an assassin’s bullet,
But it went in one ear and out the other.
Japanese chef in wheelchair
I would try a threesome,
But I don’t want to come between 2 people.