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My home was like the Simpsons'!

July 21, 2004 4:44:05 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
I just took this family quiz. I knew I grew up in a pretty dysfunctional home, but the Simpsons?

20 Questions to having a Better Family:

Your score as a human being is 53.

This makes you like The Simpsons.

This score isn't so bad. There's hugs and kisses at the end of the day, no matter if they're cynical or sandwiched between comments about how wide your ass is getting. You haven't beat your parents -- you joined them.

The bright side is you have a lot of stories to share, and living through all this malfunction means you're perfectly equipped for dealing with all the asshats in the real world. After your experience with your family, you'll be starved for a new one. Thus you'll love your in-laws, who'll love you back.
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Reply #1 July 21, 2004 4:56:10 PM
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There's hugs and kisses at the end of the day, no matter if they're cynical or sandwiched between comments about how wide your ass is getting.

Your ass is getting big?
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Reply #2 July 21, 2004 4:57:06 PM
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Nope. All lies! Damn bunk quizzes!
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Reply #3 July 21, 2004 5:01:28 PM
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I forgot to add the link. It's there now.
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Reply #4 July 21, 2004 5:14:20 PM
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Your score as a human being is 45.


This makes you like The Sopranos.

Holy crap. This is some serious malfunction you've got in your family. It's like baked ziti of anguish set off by a romaine salad of conflict and a nice Merlot of denial. Your parents would cheat on each other in a heartbeat if they could find anybody but each other that could tolerate them. Your siblings blow hot and cold, and by "hot" and "cold" I mean "intractably selfish" and "desperately codependent."

Don't feel bad. This is the score my family gets, and we're not bad people. Mostly.

Haha...I love it, I'm a badass, hehe!
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Reply #5 July 21, 2004 5:16:38 PM
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How funny, Sally! I guess it's made us who we are, right?
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Reply #6 July 21, 2004 5:19:40 PM
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Ahh damn straight it is! I wouldn't be the well rounded individual I am today if it wasn't for my messed up family!
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Reply #7 July 21, 2004 5:21:16 PM
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Yeah, from what CS says, I'm becoming rather "well rounded" myself!
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Reply #8 July 21, 2004 5:23:51 PM
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He's a guy what does he know, hehe! *awaits a telling off*
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Reply #9 July 21, 2004 5:25:34 PM
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That's right, I thought they (guys) liked 'em J-Lo-style?
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Reply #10 July 21, 2004 5:42:42 PM
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Apparently so, more bounce the better!
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Reply #11 July 21, 2004 6:34:50 PM
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Apparently so, more bounce the better!


More cushion for the pushin'
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Reply #12 July 21, 2004 6:35:16 PM
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I'm a 51, Simpsons for me too.
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Reply #13 July 21, 2004 7:02:48 PM
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Your score as a human being is 45.


well Sally you got one point higher than me. Our families may be screwed up but we sure as hell are never bored!
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Reply #14 July 21, 2004 7:05:11 PM
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Yay I'm not alone! I don't mind, just all the more excitement for me, and I have a huge crush on Tony Soprano *looks embarrassed*
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Reply #15 July 22, 2004 1:14:42 AM
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Yea, he's kinda sexy in an "I'll kill you if you look at me funny way". Damn we seem to have 2 things in common. *Begins to sing Micheal Jacksons "You Are Not Alone" and then feels stupid*
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Reply #16 July 22, 2004 2:17:44 AM
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He he - I'm part of the Sopranos too! Which would be really cool if we had their money to go with it. Oh well. I must be off to get that horse head out of Dad's bed...
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