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mail order grooms ... the ultimate equality ?

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May 25, 2004 2:22:30 AM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
tired of lying awake at night dreaming of your perfect man, ladies ?

dream no more.

go on ahead and view the stunning specimens on display at the worlds' first mail order husband site.

just pick one of the array of ah, interesting fellows on offer, make your selection, and propose.

couldn't be simpler, right ?.

off you go, then, chicks: Link

mig XX



ps: thanks to mikimouse for posting the link (about silly websites) that lead me to this hilarious site. mig XX
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Reply #1 May 25, 2004 2:46:42 AM
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That was pretty damn weird and unwholesome.
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Reply #2 May 25, 2004 3:05:56 AM
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LMAO Mig ..You always make my day !!

My sister met her man online ( not a dating service ) They have one child and another due soon.

She can't wait for them to get old enough to ask ..where she met Daddy ...so she can reply ..Ohh it's amazing what you can buy on e-bay these days

Jess
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Reply #3 May 25, 2004 3:15:35 AM
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jeez....theyve added new ones since i last saw that.

i love the half-off guy in the fez. thats a face that deserves commitment (not to mention being committed)
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Reply #4 May 25, 2004 4:46:33 AM
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That was pretty damn weird and unwholesome.


indeed, macky. not for the likes of your good self. and how are you feeling, pet ?. much better, i hope:)

Ohh it's amazing what you can buy on e-bay these days


it's true, jess. you can buy anything on e-bay. virgins ... husbands ... lol

i love the half-off guy in the fez. thats a face that deserves commitment (not to mention being committed)


oh, i agree, kingbee. i liked him too. something about those psychotic eyes *shudder*

mig XX
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Reply #5 May 25, 2004 5:08:03 AM
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indeed, macky. not for the likes of your good self. and how are you feeling, pet ?. much better, i hope:)


lol, well, dunno, at the current rate I might end up on that page yet Yeah, doing better now, nearly back to "normal" whatever that may be, thanks
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Reply #6 May 25, 2004 1:23:25 PM
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There's just so many to choose from, how will I ever decide what great piece of manhood I want! Such a tough decision, hehe!
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Reply #7 May 25, 2004 1:34:47 PM
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ROFLMAO....


Clyde looking for his Bonnie....hahahaha!!! 


Those are some prize catches, aren't they?!  Hurry up ladies, before they're all sold out!

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Reply #8 May 25, 2004 8:34:38 PM
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nearly back to "normal" whatever that may be, thanks


congrats on returning to your private version of normality, macky. welcome back

There's just so many to choose from, how will I ever decide what great piece of manhood I want!


Those are some prize catches, aren't they?! Hurry up ladies, before they're all sold out!


dharma and sally, those fellows ARE pretty, ahem, special, aren't they ? ... good thing i'm married or that psychotic looking one who wants a wife that can cook and "manage large animals" would be SO mine !!!!

mig XX
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Reply #9 May 25, 2004 8:43:35 PM
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Yeah - these guys asked me to apply to be a mail order groom... they said a specimen like me would send their stock through the roof!

I had to respectfully decline. As good as ending up with some sugar momma who only wants sex with a virile young man sounds, I think I will pass.

BAM!!!
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Reply #10 May 26, 2004 3:52:11 AM
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Yeah - these guys asked me to apply to be a mail order groom... they said a specimen like me would send their stock through the roof!I had to respectfully decline. As good as ending up with some sugar momma who only wants sex with a virile young man sounds, I think I will pass


YOU !. again. advertising your stud services in my blog. haven't i told you before, little boy ?.

i'll find you another site. something like manbeef.com ... i heard that exits ... more suited to your type of services, pet, maybe, hmmm ?

you SO asked for that, muggy.

*smooch*

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Reply #11 May 26, 2004 6:34:14 AM
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you drive a hard bargain miggy, but you can have me for two mars bars, and a can of coke!

BAM!!!
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Reply #12 May 26, 2004 7:51:11 AM
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you drive a hard bargain miggy, but you can have me for two mars bars, and a can of coke!


... like taking candy from a baby, hey muggy ? ... or should that be giving candy to a baby ?

mig XX
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Reply #13 August 25, 2004 12:02:52 PM
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Oh Jeez...... After looking at those "winners" i don't feel so bad about being single anymore...
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Reply #14 August 25, 2004 12:41:41 PM
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ROFLMAO....


I'll second that one!

After looking at those "winners" i don't feel so bad about being single anymore...

and I'm glad I'm not--if that was what I had to choose from.....*shudders*....ughhh
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Reply #15 August 25, 2004 2:19:08 PM
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hehehe... I thought you had my back-up plan all set up for me, Mig. Damn... looks like I'm gonna be single forever!
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Reply #16 August 25, 2004 10:04:49 PM
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Oh Jeez...... After looking at those "winners" i don't feel so bad about being single anymore


quite right silky !. they are indeed a fine bunch of specimens, aren't they ?



and I'm glad I'm not--if that was what I had to choose from.....*shudders*....ughhh


oh, ladycleve, weren't they just adorable ?. yes, they made me too look at my husband in a new appreciative light !


hehehe... I thought you had my back-up plan all set up for me, Mig. Damn... looks like I'm gonna be single forever


oh nic, if those are the choices, don't just stay single, run !!!!. and you won't be single forever nic. you just don't have the free time to get out there and show the world what a lovely woman you are. but you're doing a very important job right now with your daughter, and the men of the world will just have to wait to have the pleasure of your company. (it'll be worth it).


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Reply #17 May 4, 2005 7:39:38 AM
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Oh dear me!
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