Suprise! I'm a guy! And now I'm gonna pretty much rant and rave about it and why we are fucking idiots. No I'm not a feminist, so all you bull dykes can foget it I'm not switching teams. I've been in this situation before, you piss off the love of your life, be it girlfriend, fiancee, wife, or whatever it maybe if you're homosexual instead of hetero. Anyway you're in trouble, you KNOW why your in trouble, but you do what every guy in the history of mankind has done, more than once, no less than fifteen times, that should cover most bases, anyway the one thing we do is.... (women chime in if you want now)...
MAKE IT WORSE!
Im no acception to this rule. So the question is, why am I such a fucking MORON? I should have shot myself in the foot and saved myself the trouble. Why do we do stupid shit to make it worse, is it in our genes? Is it a birth-right someone failed to mention when they were going over my contract? Now with all humor aside, I seriously want to know why we do it. It's like we do it to sabatoge our own relationships.
Why the fuck would we do that, men are so self-defeative! Or at least I am. I dont know why I do it, I dont. Maybe I need therapy or something. It's Just I do shit at the totally wrong time, everything would be perfect and Ka-Boom! O go and fuck it up. Again and again, it doesnt matter what it is, I am pretty much set to fuck it up. And it's not like I do things small either, oh no, it's not like I forget our anniversary, no I do it far worse. My girlfriend is pissed at me for Days, not a few hours and we make up and are all smiles again... no no, Days, like a full working week, that's how bad I mess it up. And I dont mean to either, we have talked about it, and I have gotten better, but just when you think you have it made, BANG! Fucked it up. So I aske these questions...
Why am I so fucking retarded and am I the only one that does this? Should I actively seek therapy?
Adios!!
