My hair is everywhere. It's all over the house, in between my son's toes, in his mouth, wrapped around my baby's neck, in her fat folds and in her diaper, constantly in my face, tickling my arms. The vaccum needs to be disassembled regularly.
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!
And the hair that's on my head isn't even pretty. It's not worth all this agony. So I figure if I become a cue ball and invest in a realistic wig or two, the whole family will be a bit happier.
On that note, the note of going minimalistic....
I'd like to reduce every family member's wardrobe to two outfits: one to wear and one in the laundry. I'm sick SICK of all these clothes laying around the house! Dirty clothes, in-between clothes, then there are the clean clothes that haven't been put away for so long that they become dirty again.
While I'm at it, I think I'll re-think how I feed my children. I'm sick of poop. And pee. All over the house. Every day. There must be some alternate way of nourishing their bodies. Isn't there a way of feeding ourselves precisely what we need, so there's no waste coming out the other end??
