Opening scene: Wife sitting in the living room watching her favorite program, trying to relax before diving into the days housework (that or being lazy!LOL) ahem ~ ~
Husband enters, joins wife on sofa, sitting very close to her, wrapping her in his arms and totally being an octopus.
Husband: “Hmmmm….” while nuzzling wife’s neck.
Wife: “Hey, I’m just watching this before I busy.”
Husband: “Well, the kids are still sleeping….”. This wile nuzzling and feeling up wife, totally being an octopus.
Wife: “Not right now…”. While enjoying the nuzzle and the close contact of bodies. “I’m too busy and the kids can wake up any minute now”.
Husband: wraps wife with arms, and continue nuzzling. Exchange of kiss. Wife totally loves this.
Wife: “Can’t we just cuddle and not do anything else right now”.
Husband: “But I’m hard”
Wife: “Why are you getting hard, we’re just cuddling”.
Husband: “That means I’m healthy” Then begins to massage wife’s arms, which so need it after yesterday’s workout!
Wife: “Ooooh that feels so good, do it again, um, um,..hmmmmmmm”
Husband: Totally relishing this turn of event, begins to use his cunning to get his way! He uses his big hands and began rubbing wife all over, massaging shoulders, back, waist….
Wife: “Oh that feels so good. I didn’t realize I would be hurting so much…it’s a good hurt but still…hmmm”.
Wife licks lips, invitation for husband to swoop in and give her a French kiss.
Wife begins to rethink and relent….
Wife: “OK, let’s go into the bathroom!
End of scene and all conversation!
[did I read someone said married couples don't have sex?] ahem ~ ~ ~
