Last Friday, I was having a fantastic evening watching the usual american series (Friends, Will and grace, Sex and the city,..) with my usual  mates drinking the usual belgian beers. At some point, Y. asked this question full of hidden truths. It work better without woman, so it was off course not a problem

"All right, you are on a desert island, no problem for the food of water. But you have only two possibilities to "relax". You can use either a goat or Brad Pitt. What do you choose?" 

Why a goat?

To the unfortunate who ignore that fact, Female goat's anatomy is really close to woman's. Before you ask, I never tried but it is an old legionnaire's trick to go over the month of loneliness in the desert.

Why Brad Pitt?

If you want to explore your sexuality in a different direction, you would prefer Brad Pitt or John Goodman? (nothing against John, but well it is self explaining...)

So we were 5, 

Y., L. and C. chose Brad Pitt, invoking the non animal part of Brad...

E. choose the goat, saying that it was closer to woman vagina...

I choose the goat, because it was probably easier to catch, I'm quiet sure that Brad Pitt run faster than me...