You know, living in Cairo I see some of the most amazing vehicles travelling the roads. Some taxis here are over 50 years old! I have a small store of motoring jokes and acronyms (some related to these antiques), and I hope you can contribute some more for me. Here goes:
-FIAT means "Fix it again Tony!"
-Skoda involved in accident: Bounced Czech!
-Why does a Daewoo have a heated rear windscreen? So you can warm your hands while you're pushing.
-ALFA means Another little Fiat Asshole car.
-What does KIA mean? Krap (sic), imported from Asia.
-FORD means "For only Retards in Detroit."
-What is the difference between a Trabant and an egg-crate? There is no difference. They're both made from papier mache.
-How does a Trabant get up a hill. It has pedals!
-What is the difference between a Trabant and a lawnmower? None: The lawnmower does 0-60 in 5 minutes. The Trabant does it in an hour.
-BMW means : Beat Me Wankers!
-Ssangyong with Mercedes Engine: Body is weak but heart is strong.
-What is the difference between a SSangyong and a Samsung? The TV works, the car don't.
-What does a 1957 Fiat have in common with a 2005 Ford? They both have four wheels.
Some of these are absolutely crummy! I'm sure you can do better.
Give it a go.
