Very long wait to hear if sound skin has been approved
That might be because HG Eliminator (the bloke who mods them) forgot to pick up his hearing aid batteries. 
.......exactly how do you skin a sound...???
Lots and lots of baked beans.
and the skid marks are proof of your endeavours. 
But now I know where you all live!
Yes, and so does Google.
They also know when you last picked your nose, took a cr@p and posted a load of old BS in the forums. 
Be warned, Google has eyes and ears everywhere. 