First it was, 'Those were lousy, no good insurance policies you just didn't know you didn't really want; you just thought they were meeting your needs for a reasonable price. Boy had they fooled you. We've just helped you realize that.'
Now it's, 'Those are jobs you didn't really want to do anyway and, besides, work is way overrated. Chasing some crazy 'American Dream' is just a waste of your valuable leisure time; you'd have to work to get ahead and who needs that when you could kick back and toke some legal weed while Daiwa, Dr. Guy, DrJBHL, Frogboy and a few million other suckers pick up the tab? We've just liberated you from the tyranny of the workplace.'
These f**kers (statists) are not just pond scum, they're batshit insane pond scum.
OK, maybe that's a bit unfair... to pond scum.