Hmm, I like this idea. Perhaps I'll join you in a good round of Spam rippin'. I'll just use some spam from my bulk folder.
Spam: Flush Up to 20 Excess Pounds Out of Your Body!
Me: Now that's one hell of a toilet! Sign me up!
Spam: Meet adults looking for fun.
Me: Oh boy, we can play Halo together!
Spam: Do You Have Diabetes? Are You on Medicare?
Me: Wow, I can get diabetes and Medicare. Too good to pass up.
Spam: That special someone is here waiting for you!
Me: You mean in this attachment? Better get her out of there, I guess.
Spam: Dumb and poor? Here's a simple way to make MONEY!
Me: Well, if I were dumb I'd certainly open this...but how poor can I be to get your email?
Spam: Hip implant recall
Me: Well that's going to suck to mail back.
Spam: NEW VEHICLES FOR ANYONE, NO MATTER WHAT YOUR PAYMENT HISTORY IS!
Me: So these vehicles are free, I take it?
Spam: Get a convienent[sic] online checking account today.
Me: Your poor spelling is obviously trustworthy. I'll set it up right now.
Well that's enough outta me. Kinda fun. 
~Zoo
