You want to know the truth?
I don’t care what you think
You can roll it up in a tight little tube
And stick it where it stinks
I bet you really love
To hear yourself orate
I hear it takes a lot of practice
To effectively orally masturbate
Opinions are not facts
No matter how you couch ‘em
As the saying goes
They're like butts and we all have ‘em
So maybe you should shut it
And wait until your asked
Before you spout what you know little about
Cause you’re sounding like an arse