The motherfuckers are everywhere

On my television and radio

I can't escape their intolerance

No matter what I do or where I go

It seems as though while their ideals

Are right and correct and true

The lesson they want the rest of us to learn

Is one they won't follow on through

These shallow, narrow-minded folk

Don't know enough to leave it alone

They carry on about lifestyles and choices

Like a starving dog chewing on a bone

Now I don't know much from much

But I can tell right now what little I do

Life goes on regardless of good looks or luck

And life ends just as randomly too

So don't despise me because I don't agree

With everything you believe is right

Life is too short to let it pass you by

Or to spend your time looking for a fight