Well this article does contain some adult content but only because of the topic. I have been watching my spam lately--over a month or so--and most spammers are concentrating on the male member. Gone are the fake watches and the faux handbags. Viagra has submitted to Cialis and that seems to be dying out too. Fake degrees are once a week now (sorry guys!), and the dirty girls from Houston hardly get a shoe in.
They have all been taken over by the male member enhancement pill/cream/exercise routines that promise extra inches for the male who wants to parade his manhood in a small costume akin to James Bond's. Apparently only men with a useful length of hosepipe keep the girls satisfied and the "tiny wieners: (quote), have lost out to the adonis who is equipped "above all men".
I have a lycos mail site that allows you to check spam before binning it and I counted 23 "Big Daddy bonus inches" mails in one week. I suppose it will get worse. Many of the claims are false and encourage men to spend hundreds of dollars on a tablet that (taken regularly), would send Marilyn Monroe into a swoon upon seeing the result. Some have creams that promise an inch a month in growth. What about 12 months? What happens then? A useful tool for watering the garden?
Seriously, does anyone believe this crap? Is everyone rushing out to buy Speedo's. Do these things work? And why the frenzied activity this past three months? Has it to do with Spring? Pity the poor girl who has a boyfriend lurking around the corner with pythonesque proportions waiting to pounce.
These mails can be harmful too. My old Headmistress,Mrs Barley- Higgins, long gone, would have suffered severe cardiac arrythmia if she had found" now you can penetrate deeper " in her inbox. (Thank God the old girl went before the dawn of the computer). And what about old age homes. I predict more heart murmurs from the Silver Surfers and a few old guys running around with huge wedgies!
This nonsense should stop, Spamguys. Lets move on to flavored condoms or chocolate body paint or indeed (a new idea), phallic shaped earrings.
Perhaps not.
