All night I worshipped her blankety-blank
without a single thankety-thank
so I called her a middle-aged blankety-blank
(to give her collar a yankety-yank)
then I pinched her on the blankety-blank
(it was really just a prankety-prank)
she hissed "don't you touch my blankety-blank!"
(I was hoping she'd give me a spankety-spank)
but she just covered up her blankety-blank
and asked how much I drankety-drank
and then my heart just sankety-sank
when she declared
"never again, will you
blankety-blank my blankety-blank!"
