Let alone kill your dreams with kids......blechhhhhh!
Kids are freakin' awesome.
How else are you going to get to dress up and Trick-or-Treat when you're 33? You can blame all your farts on your kids. They can never finish their food so you get to finish all sorts of delightful junk foods. You have a great excuse for having a messy house and it's always exciting to guess what random item you will find in the fridge, the dryer, or under the couch.
You don't know what you're missing, dude.
