Aye Nurse , ye be doin that, twill be one less worry lookin after ye! Be sure an bring the pooch back efore we sail at dawn! We be needing im to yap at Bosun Gids heels! And ye for nursing them rascals as calls emselves sailors! Be on wid ye an ave a good night!

Oh dearie, I had me a pork chop and it was the rottenest greasiest piece of meat ah ever et! Tis surely a smart thing I followed ye orders and gave none to the doggie.

I'm ready for morning sailin now, and the doggie will be nippin now at Gid's heels!

I brung some good vittles wid me tho for the likes of ye, a bag or two of oranges, lemons, and limes!

I'm ready for morning sailin now, and the doggie will be nippin now at Gid's heels!

Ye best be battening down the hatches now, it be war we are at, if ye checks out pcguys ship capt'nd by the good capt stark, ye will see that we have a frenchie tied to our mast, and es ship be bearing down on us with ill will!

So, if I be signing on with pirates, it goes without saying that I'll be needing the rum. But just what position would I be signing on for, and what be my share? Mind you that I'm not afraid of the work, but I can be swabing the deck at home, so I'm looking for something with a little more excitement.

Aye, that would be the ticket! Ship's cook! Like something out of "Under Siege"?

Board his ship and take the liquor store, but leave the women. Them damn French whores et Doc up sumthin' awful last time we wuz in port!

ROFL aw gee Doc - you ok? With all their 'air I be not surprised!

Aye the Frenchie Capt'n be tied to ta mast and Pecky ta parrot be pecking his lil jelly beans, they be so small ye canna see em!

Aye leave ta french wimmen, LWs whores be better fer ye, they be clean and shavin ta armpit an ta legs, them frenchies be sticking ye wit ere 'air an all, they be ard ta find in all thar air! *pictures a really hairy leg - yuck!*


Sides ye best not be upsetting Mistress LW now, she be cuttin yer jelly beans off for long!

Capt'n Starkers, he be fit fer fightin now and he calls all ye to man yer cannon and ready yer cutlass!

I'll have to have our personnel officer, mistress Jenny, decide what be best. Can ye make more than grilled cheese sandwiches?

aye First mate Guy, if Ghengis HAnk be cookin better food, then she be hired! Another wimmen te bring good luck to te fleet!   

aye First mate Guy, if Ghengis HAnk be cookin better food, then she be hired! Another wimmen te bring good luck to te fleet! Uh, Mistress Jenny, Gengis Hank be a man.

Last time me wench checked at least!

(Citizen)Genghis HankAugust 18, 2006 16:53:20Reply #26 My name is Sue! How do you do! OK, well it's not Genghis, and it is an anagram of Khan.

Now this ere be what caused ta confusion! If I read further down I wid ha seen ye real name! aaarghhhh

The way ye take to the whip, you can call me Sue be that your wish! I not be crossin ye!

ooo arghhhhhh First Mate Guy, I'll not be callin yer Sue, tis enough blushin I be doin fer one day!  

Jeez... This thread is still going?

Amazing

The real clue was the second line. 'Tis Hank, at your service, Genghis being an honorific of sorts in this usage.

Aye, but i be not readin it properly now! my most umble apologies sire! Be not puttin laxative in me food now will ye?

Oh Mistress Jenny,  I hafa tell ye,  the wee little doggie has been safe all along,  he didnin go to shor wid me,  I have him in the care of a fine person now,  a stowaway he be,  a gem of a gentleman he be.  A trainer of animals,  and does magic too!  He's on our side,  I just kin't reveal the name right now.

I've gotten supplies of medicine and fresh fruit on board and will be nursing any sick ones.  I shan't be keepin anymore secrets from ye.

I've gotten supplies of medicine and fresh fruit on board and will be nursing any sick ones. I shan't be keepin anymore secrets from ye.

Fear not, Suspect is in the galley with a new mate that knows how to cook more than grilled cheese!  I be the Capt'n ere!  Very good on your mission!  We be setting sail as soon as ere-nesto departs these waters!  He be a blow hard and all.