This is a living document. I add words and modify definitions whenever I see fit.
Hostility or prejudice against Jews in the past and theoretically in the present unless targeted at Israel. In fact, classic anti-Semitism and its major crimes ended on May 15 1948.
A terrible crime against humanity caused by Israel. Apartheid happens when Arab nationalists or Muslim fundamentalists are unable to commit genocide against a non-Arab population and when Arabs and non-Arabs have the same legal rights as citizens.
A large peninsula south of the Arab homeland (see "Palestine").
A method used by fascist dictators to be armed and supported by the United States and end up with Russian and French weapons.
This term means nothing at all.
Caught lying again.
A Republican voter (see "right-wing extremist").
The symbol of all evil and the incarnation of the capitalist satan. Showing the involvement of the CIA in an incident proves beyond a doubt that the incident was inhumane and caused by greed, usually for oil.
1. (Content) false.
2. (Person) lying.
Lack of even remotely credible evidence for the thesis that the Jews are guilty of causing the latest conflict between Israel and the "Death to the Jews" crowd.
Dominance by a non-white ethnicity or non-Christian religion. Strict observance of diversity is considered a step towards a colour-blind society.
Film comedy (see "right wing propaganda").
The activities of a country or alliance that acts quickly, can be relied upon to act as promised, and which has widely known moral values.
The mass expulsion or killing of members of an unwanted ethnic or religious group unless said group is one of Jews.
Israel's policy of defeating Arab countries that try to destroy the Jewish state.
The belief that other people work for free.
1. A politician or voter who does not believe in the moral superiority of self-proclaimed leaders.
2. Libertarian individualist loony with a fascination for guns that is likely not good for him and certainly not acceptable for the left.
3. A Jewish moderate from Judaea or Samaria.
A peace activist targeting Jews (see "peace activist").
Any crime committed by Jews or Americans against any other people. A people can be subject to "genocide" even while its population is growing faster than all surrounding peoples.
A communist terrorist.
Attacking civilians, preferably kindergarten children (see "freedom fighter").
Any individual involved in a conflict between America and Arab nationalists except the dictator with the moustache who gases people.
The privileges Arab nationalists enjoy and their victims do not (see "international law").
Israeli, done by or in Israel
A political and social system used by tiny states against their giant neighbours in the Middle-East.
A foreigner coming into a country to kill civilians in protest against democracy.
The external authority justifying the rule of brutal dictators and condemning attempts to remove them from power.
The principle that tyranny is good, the murder of millions acceptable, and ending either immoral.
Disagreement with progressive opinion (see "progressive").
An Arab city that is completely unrelated to Jews or Judaism (see "Palestine").
A person whose point of view is also his point of sale.
An opponent of the Vietnam war and a supporter of John F. Kennedy
Political faction in American parliament consisting of all Republicans and most Democrats.
1. A terrorist or murderer who kills specifically American or Jewish civilians.
2. A Sunni terrorist who attacks Shi'ite civilians in Iraq.
Any result of an American invasion that saves hundreds of thousands of lives and that liberals disagree with.
A situation in which a company uses unfair tactics like very low prices and superior products against competing companies. Very low prices and the existence of competing companies are symptomatic of a monopoly.
"myth of the persecuted Jew"
The logical explanation for why the current attack on Jews or Israel is not to be opposed on principle. The myth of the persecuted Jew derives from two thousands years of persecution which ended exactly before the latest attack and does not in any way include or explain it.
A person who sides with Israel against the dictatorships that surround it, with ethnic minorities against the dictatorships that rule them, and with small countries against dictatorships that attack them.
A crime of a nature that is beyond even the levels accepted and encouraged by the United Nations and covered by international law. The threshold depends on race and religion of the criminal and is usually the murder of millions and brutal occupation of half a continent for a non-Jew and for a Jew the expelling of a few thousand people and subsequent refusal to allow re-entrance. (see "international law", see "United Nations")
Proof that current American policy is based on greed and evil.
An expensive device that produces electricity and would be employed by oil-rich middle eastern countries for only that purpose since, presumably, they have no other power source (see "oil").
An American peace-keeping force (see "peace-keeping force").
Jewish-owned or otherwise not under Arab control
A very valuable liquid that costs less than French mineral water and is the source of enormous wealth for some of the poorest and least developed countries in the world. Oil cannot be used to produce electricity (see "nuclear reactor").
The idea that tyranny and mass murder is to be preferred over war because war is wrong.
1. The only country in the world which has never had a significant Jewish population in its history (see "Jerusalem").
2. The Arab homeland (see "Arabia").
3. Not a territory created by the British in the former Ottoman Empire.
A non-Jewish inhabitant of Palestine and any descendant of such living anywhere else. Some Palestinians are Egyptians. Most Palestinians are Muslims. There are Christian Palestinians, but they are often Palestinians for a shorter time. There are no Jewish Palestinians due to tolerance (see "tolerance").
A scenario in which ethnic and religious minorities are slaughtered by nationalist dictators without hope of rescue. This constitutes stability and is a good thing (see "progressive").
1. Any person who protests American and Jewish influence in the middle-east or the world, regardless of the means employed to make such protest known or the influence he wants asserted instead of American or Jewish such.
2. A prison inmate who regularly attacks other prisoners or guards.
A non-American occupation force (see "occupation force").
A state of existence that has been identified as the reason for why some of the richest men from the middle east attack some of the poorest members of other societies and their own.
Adjective describing the status of a group who cannot currently kill as many Jews as they want to.
The political position and belief that stability is more important than democratisation.
A liberal cause (see "special interest").
The belief that people should be judged on their achievements rather than their backgrounds (see "racist").
Someone who does not take into account another person's ethnicity or culture when judging his actions.
Any non-Jewish person who actually fled some-whence or is remotely related to one who might have.
Camps located in Arab countries bordering Israel. Refugee camps are surrounded by 200 million Arabs and Palestinians (see "Palestinian") are forced by Israel to live in the camps. The refugees (see "refugee") living in the camps have considerably fewer rights than the other Arabs in the host country and that is Israel's fault.
The act of murdering an opressive Jew. This is generally done by oppressed minorities who are however free to move into Jewish neighbourhoods and who have determined that the source of the oppression is a school or kindergarden in that neighbourhood. Oppressed minorities have no problem getting weapons and bombs and other equipment required.
A group of freedom fighters (see "freedom fighter") or peace activists (see "peace activist") who engage in resistance (see "resistance").
A Democratic/Republican swing voter or conservative Jewish politician (see "Christian fundamentalist", see "lunatic fringe", see "ultra-right-wing").
History (see "documentary").
Leader of Iraq who paid Palestinian freedom fighters for killing Jews (see "freedom fighter") and whose regime had no connection to terrorism. The Anglo-American invasion of his country is now being revenged by Islamic terrorists because there is no connection between Saddam Hussein and terrorism.
When Jews and Arabs live in the same city or region. Segregation can only be fought by demanding that the Jews live elsewhere.
A place where Jews live as opposed to a place where people live (see "village").
The act of quoting last year's statements of this year's liberals.
A conservative cause (see "public interest").
1. Any violent person except insurgents and peace activists (see "insurgent", see "peace activist").
2. An American or Jew involved in a war.
3. An Israeli of any age.
The ability or willingness to tolerate something that is not a living Jew in "Palestine" (see "intolerance").
The one-time CIA-supported (see "CIA") ruler of Iran who ruled since 1941 after being put into power in a CIA-initiated coup in 1953. A committed fascist the Shah allowed the UK and US to send weapons and other provisions to the Soviet Union during World War II thereby severely hurting the German resistance (see "resistance") against allied fascism.
Describes whatever political position Israeli foreign minister Avigdor Lieberman currently represents, regardless of how left-wing or liberal it might be. If Avigdor Lieberman has a more moderate position than "Palestinian" president Mahmoud Abbas, Mahmoud Abbas is "moderate", while Avigdor Lieberman is "ultra-right-wing" because he is a Jew.
Attribute of any act or decision of a group of countries which does not include France.
International organisation watching over the world. The main purpose of the UN is to ensure that the world is safe, just, and educated. The logical result is that the world is now UN-safe, UN-just, and UN-educated.
A place where people live as opposed to a place where Jews live (see "settlement").
The ensuing event when one country attacks another. Depending on the status of the attacked party a war can be either acceptable to the international community or not. If the attacked party is a dictator prone to slaughtering minorities, a war to remove him is unacceptable (see "international law") and the attack is considered imperialism; if the attacked party is a country with a significant Jewish population, an attack is either considered the desperate act of an opressed people or quickly forgotten.
A Jew or American involved in a war, for example when under attack.
A middle-eastern Jew. When it is no longer politically correct to murder "Jews", the modern freedom fighter (see "freedom fighter") does not target "Jews" but "Zionists". It is convenient that generally Jews in the middle east are either Zionists (i.e. they moved to Israel) or have been killed by what made the first group move to Israel. The freedom fighter therefor has nothing to change except his rhetoric.