Hey, I have rapture insurance for sale for any Christians that will be raptured. i will insure their real estate, corporate, and personal property from all harm while they are away for the 3 and 1/2 (or 7) years of the rapture residence in heaven.
Anyone want to invest? Its a sure thing, as the policy holders will never be raptured, so our exposure will be zero. Like, all profit... anyone interested in investing with me to get the insurance company started?