Boring.

So boring, bored as I am, I'm too bored to bother.

apparently my condition is deteriorating rapidly.  last thing i can recall after hitting the submit button was watching that lil animated thing spin around and around and around.   hours later after falling outta my chair i discovered someone musta snuck in and clicked the button again while i was out cold,

Sounds like someone has a little dick envy.  Do you like the Army of Dick (Dick Army?)  Was senator Byrd a good liberal? West Virginia was at the bottom or near the bottom of wealth and income of States during his entire long term.  Does that make a liberal good?

Even better, Al Gore is a good liberal! Does Al Gore qualify as an outstanding liberal...an outstanding democrat...and human being?  If so, why?

As for Cheney, I agree with Nitro. I would also add that I didn't agree with everything that Bush or he did.

...and while we are discussing old history... damn that Zachary Taylor....he totally ruined the Whig party.

Can't say for sure, never really tried to get to know the guy.

If by that you mean standing out then I would say yes considering you wrote not 1 but 2 articles about him, especially when your appearances on JU are almost about as often as New Year Day comes around.

Well based on the definition of "human being" I would have to say yes as well unless this definition has been changed and I don't know about it.

When articles like these are created about people who, according to Democrats, are not threats (like Sarah Palin), makes you wonder why do they fear that which does not, supposedly, threaten them.

Sounds about right. He seems to like Dick since he has 2 articles in a row about Dick.

What you are really trying to say is that you are incapable of understanding him. See how easy your own words can be used against you?

that's the conservative acid test these days? 

good thing all the old school authentic practitioners passed before that became the standard.

it goes a long way to explain sarah palin's poll numbers and how boehner made it to the top (although, in his case, ya gotta wonder if flaunting liberal warnings about using sun screen is gonna seem like such a good idea when he has to have a face removed from his melanoma), 

so, to summarize, you're either unable or unwilling to offer an opinion other than nitro's (which seems to have been posted subsequent to yours--pretty impressive demonstration of psychic powers).

too bad.  i hear he's just a blast as a hunting partner.

First, Cheney doesn't represent the all of conservatives.  Just like Al Gore doesn't represent all Democrates or Greenies.  Second, I did give a response.  I don't know, is it a fetish?

"believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see", I think you should go hunting with him to be sure. Wouldn't want anyone to think you can't back up your comments you know.

ask me, Obama is just one more faux ultra progressive liberal opportunist exploiting a huge group of people who've been bamboozled--whether by others or themselves--into something identical to liberals from the notorious bizarro planet of superman comic fame.

Interesting, how this can work both ways, you lepton!

Obama fits way better into your sentence than does Cheney.  Considering that all the change that he is bringing and promised is bringing a greater feeling of hopelessness.  You could look at the up and coming elections to show that people strongely feel that they were taken advantage of and are now turning the tables.  Which shows that some people but not all as we can see here are welling to stop being neonates. 

Finally, being Conservative does not just mean Republican there are some Democrates who are conservative.   Dick Morris being one.  This is also in line and meets with your dick fetish.

while i'm sure evading or ignoring my questions by wandering off-topic to pose your own is way more fun than the alternative, it serves neither of us well while more intensely piquing my curiosity. 

perhaps i'm at fault here.  i'll readily admit to overestimating my readership (something i do innately much to the chagrin of clients who've convinced  themselves that  their target markets consist almost entirely of disconnected morons who are either illiterate or burdened by an attention span inferior to that of an igneous rock so any text presented to them must consist of simple 6-word max statements).  while i couldn't disagree more, i'm sufficiently flexible to make this easier on you by combining my original three questions into a single, much simpler query (with apologies to current tv's weekly 'infomania' feature, specifically the 'we got you covered" magazine review segment which concludes with a presentation of the most bizarre viewer submitted publication as their official 'how the *@%#' is this a magazine?' selection).  

so...just how the *@%# is cheney a conservative? 

(also, while i truly do appreciate your concern for what you assume to be fear that cheney might once more be elected or appointed to  government, you're mistaken; fact is i'd happily welcome that news.  in a conversation sometime in 2006 or 2007 here with diawa i let hope get the best of me and gleefully speculated dick was absolutely certain to take a run at the presidency, if for no other reason than he kept denying he'd do so; i was really bummed when it didn't happen.)