You know, this smacks of being a typical talking point rant. I don't know why I'm wasting my time, but I guess it has something to do with still hoping that some people will actually get past being parrots.
Among the assumptions and/or flat out innacuracies (Maybe lies, though I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt since you've always seemed reasonable).
The scientists at the CRU and elsewhere, Congress, the UN and that great American hero, Al Gore, are all in cahoots; conning you
Proof?
See, you must understand; the coming Global Warming Doomsday is dogma; one of the sacred cows of Liberalism.
Proof?
One of the greatest examples of this is the recent revelation of the hacking of e-mails, between US and British scientists, from the Climate Research Center, at Britain’s University of East Anglia.
Funny how I've yet to hear anyone speak up about the crime that was committed - someone illegally hacked into their system. I guess the crime is jutified when it supports your agenda - right RW?
the coming Global Warming Doomsday is dogma
Ironically, the GW deal is, at its basic level, science coupled with common sense. i.e. The un-politicized science states clearly that we're adding to an already bad problem - hence, common sense says we pull our heads out of our asses - and do something about it. D'uh.
Now, thanks to those thousands of e-mails, hacked and released to the internet, we discover that it was all---Surprise!---a lie
1. Right wing anti-stewarship, brought to you by criminals. - Coincidence? Maybe.
2. Uh, no. All it implies is that the messages span about 14 years, include at the most a few hundred scientists, and that some of them have indeed been unethical.
3. Also implies that some people don't understand science.
Etc. Etc.
A scam, by scientists and politicians; the truth behind their hidden agendas, now revealed: protecting their status, their funding, and to affect and control global economies, laws and even populations.
Oh, you mean corporations! Right? God forbid we criticize the mighty corporation for their hidden agendas that protect their status, funding, control on economies, population, laws, etc. No, no - that would be unamerican. \s
The scientists at the CRU and elsewhere, Congress, the UN and that great American hero, Al Gore, are all in cahoots; conning you
Yup, it's one massive, world-wide conspiracy, bring out the tin foil hats! Have you been watching Jesse Ventura lately? Geesh.
Many of you drastically changed your lives and went “green” (or at least, you told everyone so), sacrificing comforts and joys to accommodate the all-important, “planet-saving” information they circulated in their falsehoods
God forbid peole not be complacent and lazy - sacrificing something for what they use. OMG, what a fucking travesty! Additionially...ever hear of using wisely what you have? Oh right, stewarship.
Did it never occur to any of you, to wonder why it is that Gore, the "world's foremost expert on Climate Change" always dodges debates with actual climatologists, who are skeptical of his “truths”?
What is the deal with your man crush on Gore? You realize that he's a putz, right? Anyone with half a brain knows he is not the be all, end all in climate change - it's people like you and those other sheeple that cling onto the supposed fact that Gore is the master puppeteer. Dude, thousands upon thousands of scientists have said they agree with Anthropogenic climate change.
Now, why do you listen to the blow hards who - you've admitted - are not journalists, nor are they bound by any ethical standard?
Go look at the experst, not the drama seekers. Please? Geesh.
With Rush Limbaugh’s recent health issues, countless “compassionate” liberals expressed fervent hope for his death.
Yes, of course. We all know your side has been loving of all liberals - threat, name calling and all. 
Really, move away from the childish finger pointing (both of ya - liberals AND conservatives - let me say that again - liberals and conservatives), and go grow up - start providing solutions instead of whining about the other side. It smacks of self righteousness.
Where’s the Outrage, now?
I've shown my outrage - but most right wingers twist it to fit their narrow view of th eworld. (Not saying the same types of liberals are any better)
The CRU is described as the worldwide hub of climate studies.
Wrong, it is one of the leading institution, but by far not the be all end all. Do your research RW, please.
[CRU]...is one of the leading institutions concerned with the study of natural and anthropogenic climate change.
( Brown, Craig (8 February 2005). "The forecast for Scotland: wet, wet, wet". The Scotsman. http://news.scotsman.com/weather/The-forecast-for-Scotland-wet.2601547.jp. Retrieved 2008-11-01 )
~AJ
Edit:
Btw, while there are points in my comments that are serious and of concern to me - the main emphasis on my comments should be on my effort to satire your absurd chicken little routine regarding climategate. (i.e. sarcasm)
~AJ
