since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for going for the belly cos the ribs were cracked and the rump got spanked.
banned for spanking the rump too hard
Banned for spanking the curvaceous rump through the spandex.
banned for letting loose the monkeys
Banned cos a spanked mokey is the happiest monkey.
banned for letting them get shocked and prodded
Banned for a prodding with a shock when a simple poke would've done.
banned for wanting the simple things in life
Banned for wanting the simple life and things to be simpler
Banned for simplicity and other stuff ending in ity.
Banned for she wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny yellow polka dot monokini cos her more than ample titties were too big for the top half
Banned singly and not cloning previous ban.
Banned for tushies, rear ends, backsides, bums, bottoms and gluteous maximus.
banned for showing off your bum
Banned for wanting a new bum because yours has pimples and a large crack in it.
The trip to Tassie was both good and not so good, so it's great to be at home again.
banned because you can never go home again
Banned for trying to send me to the wrong address so's you can sneak up behind and try to kidnap my trusted guard parrot and hold him for ransom.
banned for letting your guard parrot sing like a canary
Banned for holding jail birds hostage during mating season.
banned for opening up the jails to the animals and misinterpreting what the man said
Banned for a cuckoo in a cage is worth two canaries in concert singing Christmas carols to canoodling crowds camped under coconut trees.
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