Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy? I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug. I mean, look at it. It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it. Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.
Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual. "Domina subjugator?" Come on! This can't be by accident. I think the devs are messing with us.
So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc). The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple. So what do you want to call the advent starbase? Any ideas?
"Buttplug of doom?"
Believe me, there's always room for dirtier.
"Ye... Yes, captain." - Protev
*looks around* I uh.. seem to have misplaced my whip temporarily. Dismissed!
Makes you wonder what kind of captain that guy has though, doesn't it?
A bit off but the Light Carrier saying "commander's on deck" sounds like "commander's a d**k"
I think "hey. That's a pretty bad thing to say about the commander."
From IGN's review of Entrenchment:
"The new defensive options add tremendous excitement to the game and definitely fill a hole...."
I can't believe no one has said any thing about the suspicious shape of the vasari trade ships
And how the dialog of the advent all together sounds . . . . . .
We were just giving others time to pitch in!
Shorten the Desolator's main ability: Phase Missile Swarm.
They don't have squiggly trails, though
space is a lonely place ethier fighting or fraking lol
there's so many things that could be dirty.
look at the cockpit of the Disciple vessel.
I don't trust these "kinetic bolts" you speak of.
The Advent battleship (I think its the the Rapture) looks like... well
and the Kol? ... you tell me what that looks like to you
(semi related) <I'm a triangle with an ass on top. please help.
what do vasari wemon look like I wonder.................
Rapture???? You sure you don't mean Rapeture?
Come to think of it I guess the transcia's horns could hold the battery/vibrator...
Don't a lot of lizard-like things reproduce a-sexually? Munch on that for a bit! Or don't, if you want to keep your sanity.
OOOOOOO! So thats what domination is for!
I've just read every single post in this thread,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'm speechless
That would explain their aggessive behavior and the need for control over everything.
I have a few tongues in stock.. mostly good, and I can part with them on the cheap. Interested?
What a thread...
Its better than a flame war. Or a crys of imbalance. Or screams of ICO problems.
Lizards taste ok, but you better be buying.
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