I don't play these games so have no idea why there are "cock ring" and "butt plug" referrences here. I have concluded, however, that you lot are one bunch of sick puppies.... that perhaps I should get into it just to see what all the fuss is about... and not feel so left out. I hate it when others are having fun and I'm not.
What's more, while I have no idea what ship has what resemblace to what dildo, etc, I sorta have a head start. I saw the porno version of Flash Gordon... Flesh Gordon, in which there were lots of naked women, penisoaruses, and Flesh's spaceship was in the shape of a penis.
Well it's a start.