Reasons Why Hell Is Better Than Canada:
* There are no Canadians.
* It's warmer.
* Everyone agrees about the healthcare system.
* Hell's flag doesn't have a leaf on it.
* Brimstone mines make more money than maple syrup factories.
* Three words: NO HOCKEY FANATICS.
* Lots of famous people will be there: Richard Nixon, Ozzie Osbourne, Celine Dion, etc.
--A joke book I found in Books-A-Million (sorry, can't remember the title ).