As someone who has been there..too many times...if you can get your ass out of bed you've won half the battle. Honestly. Then take baby steps. As to 'why it will all be okay again soon' and the rest of it.... As far as I'm concerned, WC has the only freak/goth that's worth a shit. DA has nothing but posers.
If you need some quick fixes...
1. Watch 'Executive Decision'. Any movie where Steven Segal bites it in the first 30 minutes has to cheer anyone up.
2. Watch 'The Mothman Prophecies'. Any movie where Debra Messing bites it in the first 30 minutes has to cheer anyone up.
3. Watch 'The Crying Game' and try to act surprised when you find out 'she's' a 'he' in front of everyone else watching. Always good for a laugh.
4. Go here WWW Link
and post in the forum. Start every post with "Dear Foot-For-A-Face, You are NOT sexy..." This always cheers me up. (Or, so there will not be confusion, start your
posts with 'Dear Horse-Face..' Either one will work
5. Post a really nasty comment on my WC Site and get on my wife's List. Only the BEST make my wife's list.
6. If all else fails...read the following..
'Three mimes and Zubaz walk into a bar.
They sit at the bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?"
Zubaz orders a Double Flaming Nipple.
The bartender warily looks at the first mime and asks "what'll you have?" The mime leaps from the bar stool and begins hopping, six feet in the air, back and forth across the bar. Zubaz looks at the bartender and says "He would like a Grasshopper." at which point the mime takes his seat again, smiling.
The bartender looks at the second mime and asks 'What'll you have?" The mime jumps up on the bar and goes into a low crouch, arms folded and begins kicking his legs as he hops. He kicks beer mugs back into the wall and sends the peanuts all across the floor. The bartender starts yelling and Zubaz interupts..."He'll have a White Russian." at which point the second mime takes his seat, smiling.
The bartender, a little upset, looks at the third mime. "And what'll you have?" The mime pulls out a big sandwich bag full of walnuts and pulls out his pecker and immediately begins to masturbate into the bag of walnuts.
"HEY!" the bartender yells. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!?!"
Zubaz looks at the mime and then at the bartender. "He's fucking nuts. He'll drink anything." '