|Beware Darth Meeps, Lord of the Couch and Raper of Paper Towels!|
I see your Darth Meeps and raise you a Scotty and Sampson! Scotty is the cat from hell, and he knows it! The only ones he does not terrorize are the other cats. Cause they know he is just a pussy anyway!
But Sampson! He thinks he is a dog! He fetches!