In order to preserve a more perfect record of the terrible, terrible things I say on a regular basis I am going to post them here, in writing.
A note for children who may read this:
Grownups have jobs. They spend a lot of time at those jobs and over time they become friends with the people they work with. As a result, they may say things to one another with humor. This is called banter. Banter is humorous discussion shared between friends that when taken out of context can sound horrible.
Brad is the CEO of Stardock. Kristin is Stardock’s general manager (the #3 spot in the entire company, #2 held by Angela Marshall, the COO). Long ago, she was a technical writer. Long ago, Brad had a job that involved cleaning “stuff” off mechanical shovels that repaired sewers. Many episodes will touch on these topics.
Kristin: I have dreams you know! Dreams of success!
Brad: Well, if you ever want to be more than a technical writer you better get that email process document done soon!
Kristin: My dreams go far, far beyond that!
Brad: Senior Document Technician?
Kristin: Even more?
Brad: Executive, Senior Document Technician?
Brad: Well that job is reserved for a MAN. Not some future baby making factory!
Kristin: I’m calling dibs on your desk.
Kristin (to viewers): And that kids, is how *I* became the owner of Stardock.