"I would give you karma, but. . ." Game

By on October 14, 2009 7:42:30 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

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In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.

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June 8, 2012 8:22:22 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, it's a daily chore. One has to stay sharp.

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June 8, 2012 11:16:20 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I just cut my fingers... like ow, you is sharp.

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June 8, 2012 12:19:41 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, oops about that.

My reflexes still need practise as I was aiming for my ball of yarn, as in difference with your spinning of one. 

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June 8, 2012 11:17:09 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I'm in the dog house for spinning the missus a yarn

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June 8, 2012 11:31:26 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

In this neck of the woods, crocheting is grounds for losing karma. So even if i had it to give, i couldn't. Know what i mean, bingo?

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June 8, 2012 11:38:12 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but you're in the neck of the woods and it wouldn't reach you in there.

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June 9, 2012 8:22:26 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, I can't see the forest from the neck in my way. 

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June 10, 2012 12:47:39 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Necking in the woods, no karma for you!

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June 10, 2012 7:03:36 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but necking in the back alley is a no-no... spooning isn't tolerated, either.

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June 10, 2012 7:40:39 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

Fork that! Spite will not allow me to bestow you any karma. Good day!

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June 10, 2012 7:52:52 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, it's a moody Manitoba morning. That's a negatory. 

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June 10, 2012 2:08:39 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I'm too busy fantasising on this enchantingly erotic evening

Quoting aunteachrist,
Fork that! Spite will not allow me to bestow you any karma. Good day!

 I would give you karma but putting spite on your fish n' chips is such a silly thing to do... salt n' vinegar's better.

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June 26, 2012 9:52:19 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma, but you guys let this thread die ands I will be too busy planning its funeral...

-Twi

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June 27, 2012 2:04:12 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but you have mistaken a case of 'let sleeping dogs lie' with a case of murder.

Yes, it was only sleeping.... heavily.

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June 27, 2012 2:33:49 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I would give you karma, but I just did

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June 27, 2012 2:43:51 AM from GalCiv II Forums GalCiv II Forums

I would give you karma, but I'll give you this instead:

Necromancy

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June 27, 2012 3:23:23 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but creepy graveyard images on this thread were prohibited by the Commissioner of the Living during his speech on uninvited cadavers attending dinner parties.

Also... no karma for you due to mention of my paltry amount in another thread [namely the 'banned' thread] which patently is a misdemeanor under the United Nations Charter to the literary world.

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June 27, 2012 4:06:22 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I would give you karma, but here's some more

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June 27, 2012 1:54:38 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but it got canceled due to lack of nothing.

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June 27, 2012 1:57:35 PM from Sins of a Solar Empire Forums Sins of a Solar Empire Forums

I would give you karma but I am upset and I will give you karma anyways.

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June 27, 2012 2:51:56 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, I'm to busy working.

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June 28, 2012 2:15:37 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but I've been so busy working on an complicated and completely dumbfounding excuse not to that I completely lost all track of time and became overly distracted contemplating all sorts of weird and wonderful scenarios as to why not.

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June 28, 2012 3:44:01 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but it took so long to read your post that i forgot.

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June 28, 2012 7:47:46 PM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but, I have to go outside because I read that article and now I can't stop yawning.  

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June 29, 2012 3:23:17 AM from WinCustomize Forums WinCustomize Forums

I would give you karma but while you were outside yawning a moth flew in and now I can't stop laughing to have seen so much fun, and the dish ran away with the spoon

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