"I would give you karma, but. . ." Game

By IrationalFear on October 14, 2009 7:42:30 PM from

In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.

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I would give you karma but they came out in the wash... think it was the new powder and washing in hot rather than cold water. If you had brown polka dots in your undies, though, I guess you'd want those to come out in the wash, right?

I would give you karma but, my fingers are all sticky.

I would give you karma but your coffee mug has half your donut in its mouth... best you go rescue it, eh?

I would give you karma but, I actually like crullers. mmmm They're awful for the innards though....

Sure are pretty.

I would give you karma but my coffee cup is................STILL EMPTY!!!

I would give you karma but that's sacrielogious.!!!

Off with their Heads!

You forgot about the karma. Oh well.

Off with your Head!

I would give you karma but I'm too busy running awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I would give you karma but you just need a little snip at the top. Heck I could do that....

I would give you karma but if you stand close to the hand you'll get a tickle.

I would give you karma but, haha I sorta know what you mean... Hope you know what I meant....

I would give you karma but somebody over in the other thread banned me.

I would give you karma but ...... don't look now ...... the Banhammers coming.

I would give you karma but the banhammer's being used by the blacksmith right now to make a set of horseshoes

I would give you karma, but somebody hung the horseshoes with the points downward, and all the karma poured out. Not good luck.

Banned for running out of karma.

Banned for not keeping up with demand... the supply chain must not be broken...

.....and banned for banning in the not giving karma thread

Now... I would give you karma but it just got flushed down the sink..

I would give you karma but I saw it go rushing by when the creek overflowed.

I would give you karma but, that's right. It's coffee time. mmmm

I would give you karma but my heart's in Cappuccino

I would honestly give you karma

but the karma window isn't working

seriously

it just hangs

:'(

I would give you karma but,,,, excellent ruse Krdax. By making me check if the karma button works I inadvertently sent you karma. You would make a good president.

I would give karma but ...... I'm gonna have lunch now. Yum!

I would give you karma but, cod is OK. Pizza is better. haha